don’t tell me what fudge is.

is it chocolate? no that’s not it-i mean it is, but it isn’t. it’s cut like a brownie…but it’s so much better than a brownie. and it’s not hard, like a candy bar, even though it looks like it at first, but it’s texture is exactly how it sounds.

“fuuuuudge,” like how ralphie parker says it. that’s exactly how it is when it melts in your mouth.

but i don’t wanna know what fudge is or how to make it, so don’t tell me. i like the mystery-even though i should totally know by now.