dailyseinfeld:

Jerry and Elaine sit side by side on a subway train. They’re both reading newspapers, when something occurs to Jerry.
JERRY: You know at the movies, they show that little ad for the concession stand?
ELAINE: Where the cartoon candy’s dancing and the Milk Dud’s playing the banjo?
JERRY: He’s wailing on that banjo.
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: I just don’t understand the raisinettes.
ELAINE: The sax player?
JERRY: Yeah.
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: The box of raisinettes runs up to the concession stand, buys another box of raisinettes.
ELAINE: So?
JERRY: Box of raisinettes eating another box of raisinettes? It’s perverse.
ELAINE: HE’s not gonna eat them. He’s buying ‘em for his Pepsi girlfriend.
JERRY: Why’s he dating a Pepsi? They’re not having children.
ELAINE: He’s a musician.
JERRY: Musicians. Get a real job.

(via The English Patient)

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