burwell
How much do you owe?

myrm:

smartasshat:

lilykily:

1. Smoked pot — $10
2. Did acid — $5
3. Ever had sex at church — $25
4. Woke up in the morning and didn’t know who was next to you —$40
5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet — $25
6. Had sex for money — $100
7. Ever had sex with a lover of different ethnic background — $20
8. Vandalized something — $20
9. Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
10. Beat up someone —$20
11. Been jumped — $10
12. Crossed dressed — $10
13. Given money to stripper — $25
14. Been in love with a stripper — $20
15. Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know — $10
16. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work — $15
17. Ever drive drunk — $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk —$50
19. Used toys while having sex — $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
21. Went skinny dipping — $5
22. Had sex in a pool — $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
25. Cheated on your significant other — $25
26. Masturbated — $5
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -$35
28. Done oral — $15
29. Got oral — $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving —$25
31. Stole something — $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail — $25
33. Made a naughty home video — $15
34. Had a threesome — $50
35. Had sex in the wild — $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
41. Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
42. Went streaking — $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
44. Been arrested — $5
45. Spent time in jail — $15
46. Peed in the pool — $50
47. Played spin the bottle — $5
48. Done something you regret — $20
49. Had sex with your best friend — $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work —$25
51. Had anal sex — $80
52. Lied to your mate — $5
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

$660. This goes to you, Lilykily?

$335? Seriously, that’s it? Wow. Brb - gonna go do some more naughty stuff.

$385

hm, more than i thought, but it seems about right.

  1. missbhavens reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    $805 Well spent.
  2. harperdudevice reblogged this from laroche
  3. tbridge reblogged this from lilykily
  4. hockeycrew reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    Ouch $625 that’s actually kinda sad.
  5. peachcherub reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    Wow…I only owe $400. What does it say that this surprises me? Also, I’m kinda bothered by #7…I’ve never
  6. seoulbrother reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    … etc. Let’s just say that...number is high but I have
  7. laroche reblogged this from lilykily
  8. vmarinelli reblogged this from cleversimon and added:
    got $870. (Older and wiser and all that.) EDITED TO ADD: I didn’t count “been in love with a stripper” because it wasn’t...
  9. cleversimon reblogged this from hurtling and added:
    $790. (Rules here.) Nobody believes me when...tell them I’m a filthy, filthy whore.
  10. peepsimusminimus reblogged this from lilykily
  11. burwell reblogged this from myrm and added:
    $385 hm, more than i thought, but it seems about right.
  12. essdogg reblogged this from myrm and added:
    Give it time, young Grasshoppa, give it time…
  13. smartasshat reblogged this from myrm and added:
    Hey, I have $660 worth of experience I can help you with.
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