March 2012
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February 2012
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redcloud:
If you’re given a choice, you believe you have acted freely.
sblaufuss:
Teller, quiet half of Penn & Teller, explaining how magicians have mastered the art of deception and manipulation over thousands of years.
If you are given a choice, you believe you have acted freely. This is one of the darkest of all psychological secrets. I’ll explain it by incorporating it (and...
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today i might get arrested.
because if the side of the bed i woke up on gets any wronger…
let’s just say hopefully no man slaughter.
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tumblr popped my hacked cherry
i would have thought myspace or facebook would have been the original deflowerers, whoda thunk it.
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A cat with no legs
chronically-awesome:
thefuzzydave:
COME HERE STUMPY PETE AND LET ME LOVES YOU!
OMG STUMPALONG CASSIDY COME LIVE IN MY BED AND BE MY LITTLE STUMPYLOVE.
THAT CAT NEEDS KITTEN MITTENS
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Pizza regular
They know me and my order. Success.
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How I found out Whitney died
[I haven't looked at a computer all afternoon and am arriving at a party at 10 pm. Dan is standing outside the building having a cigarette. I am trying to find the doorbell.]
Dan: RIP Whitney.
Me [having not heard him]: What?
Dan: RIP Whitney.
Me [I'm deaf]: I'm sorry, what?
Dan: I said RIP--
Me: Oh, did it get cancelled?
Dan: No, Whitney Houston's dead.
Me: What?
Dan: WHITNEY HOUSTO--
Me: No, I heard you, just... what? Like, conceptually. Are you kidding?
Dan: No she died.
Me [still scanning the wall for the right doorbell]: And you're being honest? She's dead right now. Are we having a life moment? Is this how I find out Whitney Houston died?
Dan: Yeah, I guess.
[I get buzzed in.]
Me: Okay, I'll see you inside.
