March 2011
February 2011
Brown face is probably unacceptable...
Ignore that last post
Ian and I are contemplating halloween costumes
He’s going to be ron swanson from parks and recreation. Now I’m contemplating being tom haverford, and would it be politically incorrect to do brown face? I know black face isn’t kosher, but I really wanna be tom haverford.
Internet, please advise me. Ima be honest, I’m a little tipsy, and even when I’m sober my ideas are questionable at best. So, help! Is brown face unacceptable?
I have enough dog shit for everyone's grudges.
i think this should be a new phrase. i’m gonna start using it.
I've been at work for just over an hour and my hands are already super sticky from mocha.
WHY DO CUSTOMERS ONLY COME IN WAVES OF 20 MILLION
let's do me a favor!
so i decided there NEEDS to be an fb fan page for the activity of snugglefucking (obviously, a hybrid of two already great activities)
but my boyfriend thought i was retarded for doing that
so to prove him wrong (i feel like prove your boyfriend wrong is the funnest activity) you should all go like the page. yep yep yep. i feel like it’s worth your time. do it here.
i think our deal was that i need to get 200 likes to not be absurd
i love proving significant others wrong!
Taxman
The Beatles
The Beatles - Taxman
you know what never happened when i was a kid, but i really wish it had?
food fights. i’ve always wanted to be in a food fight, BUT THEY NEVER HAPPENED.
we should have a tweet up that is a food fight so that my dream can come true. because i would love to throw food at you guys/have food thrown at me by you guys.
