May 2010
April 2010
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hold the door open for someone today.
it’s just a nice thing to do.
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Me: Oh look! I wonder what type of bird that is?
Adderall: BACK TO WORK MOTHERFUCKER!
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seriously though
one time i had marc bolan playing at the store i used to work at, and this girl in high school was like
“is this lil wayne?”
and i was like
“…”
and then she was like
“…well is it…?”
and i was like
“…oh you were serious?”
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sometimes I deliver my jokes with the eloquence of...
which is never ever a good thing. ever.
1,000 Things You Don't Know About Women →
edp:
Ladies, if you sent me a quote, you may be able to find it here. More to come.
…and now i know everything about women.
ladies.
Conan and Andy do ‘Blood: The Last Vampire’
god i love this bit so much.
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i'm in love with liz lemon
roothakers asked: I HAVE THIS CHEESE IN MY FRIDGE. GUESS WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO. IF YOU SAID EAT IT. YOU WOULD BE WRONG.
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i'm listening to the cbc radio now
i don’t know if the canada writes competition is still happening, but there’s this song that’s playing. i kind of like it.
all i know is, if the song happens to be justin bieber i might have to stab a bitch
Dave Chappelle - I Know Black People
enicoleh asked: gahh i love teabowls
and tea, of course.
and tea, of course.
I can't take it anymore.
luckyshirt:
A lot of what I do for my non-teaching job involves converting textbooks to formats that can by used by people with disabilities.
I’ve been doing this for a decade.
So I can say with authority that there are some terrible textbooks out there.
Some of these things look like they were laid out by a criminally insane dingo.
There are totally senseless images just splattered all over...