January 2011
December 2010
so we enter a new decade tonight
and still no flying cars.
this is some bullshit.
confessions
i can’t stand dick clark
and i think the ball drop is completely anti climactic.
been craving lox and bagels and a truly righteous...
richmond, y u no have good bagel place?
openareas asked: Butter is my favorite food group.
openareas asked: Butter is my favorite food group.
watching paula deen:
inthefade:
“I wonder what she’s making?” “Death. Early death.”
yeah, but if i could have my death served up in any manner, it’d be basted in butter and then deep fried, with a side of sodium encrusted cardiac arrest. oh and with cheese. lots of cheese.
and let’s face it, paula deen does that better than anyone.
Fuzzy
Dad: We played apples to apples and the word was fuzzy so I put down Fuzz and your brother put down fur - mom picked fur wtf
Dad: It cost me the game
I really want oysters right now
Like, at least 25.
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i’ve posted entirely too many photobooth pictures in the past day.
i broke the seal about 7 or 8 hours ago
so that averages out to be like at least 35 pee breaks or something.
everyone is talking about black swan
i need to see this movie.
“Dad: You could poop your pants in the yankee candle store and no one would know.”
– WHEN PARENTS TEXT: Yankee Candle
(via katefeetie)
Oh yeah, that roomba pic is from sunday. Not today. My tumblr app for some reason doesn’t respond to Gerhard’s wifi, but does respond WHEN I’M IN A FUCKING TUNNEL UNDERWATER (hampton roads tunnel).
Tumblr app, you make so little sense to me.
I either need to stop eating so much candy, or...
But all of my instincts are telling me to do basically none of those things and to exclusively eat more candy.
I’m so confused.
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abby's snugglin up with some pussayyyyyy
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