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myrm:

tic-tac-toe:

I JUST GOT A FUCKING BADASS POSTCARD IN THE MAIL WITH A PICTURE OF ADAM BRODY FROM MYRIAM <3

MAN THIS JUST MADE MY DAY !

I’M GONNA POST A PICTURE SOONTIMES (: LET ME FIND MY STUPID CAMERA

Woohoo!! Yay postcards!!! I wanna see you smile!!!!!

i’m so worried that mine’s lost in the mail!

myrm:

I’m continuing this tweet:

I just ate so much food my belly has a belly. His name is Billy. Billy the belly’s belly. I’m getting him a bell. A bell for Billy the belly’s belly.

I’m also getting him a ball. Billy the belly’s belly is bouncing the ball near a bull.

Belle the bull is a bully. Bully Belle the bull wants Billy the belly’s belly’s ball. Belle the bully bull beat up Billy the belly’s belly for Billy’s ball.

Billy is bawling.

you are fucking awesome.

myrm:

ihaveamessydesk:

(via inyourcar)

Sometimes. Occasionally it feels like someone is forcing ping pong bulls down my throat whilst simultaneously playing my Adams apple like an orchestral glockenspiel.

I had to call a student’s parent today and it took 45 minutes to convince myself to finally do it.

whenever i start a new job, it takes at least a month for me to reluctantly answer the phones. after that i’m ok though.

and mister postman, if you lost that awesome postcard you know i’ll be coming after you.

i’ve gathered that a bunch of you live in canada and europe, and a few in other countries.  i love that there are so many people connected through this and twitter.

i live in good old richmond virginia

enicoleh:

I hate it when a band I like becomes really popular, when everyone you know listens to them and talks about them all the time. I feel like half the time, they’re only listening to the music because someone said it was cool, you know? Like, Bon Iver, for example. A friend told me about them a long time ago, right when their album came out, and now all of a sudden everyone listens to them.

I don’t know, maybe I’m just being selfish cause I want all of the good music to stay a secret.

no the worst shit that happened was kings of leon.

THEY WERE THE BEST! aha shake heartbreak is a damn near perfect album.

then they went all mainstream and selling out and what not.

I lived in this apartment building (10 S Boulevard) last year, when my ex roomie (we’ll call him zach, because that’s his name) and i looked at it we loved it. great location, just like 14-17 blocks from campus aka 5 min bike ride, really close to carytown (about 20 blocks of cary street lined with boutiques and restaurants) where i work and love to chill, like half a mile away from the park. long story short it was a good location.

it turns out the place was an utter shit hole. i mean not really but it needed to be renovated.  the fire escape was held up by a car jack, none of the doors really closed.  not worth $1,095 a month.

the owners/landlords are larry and barbara hollister.

larry is just quite frankly a dimwitted asshole.  barbara (his wife) is shrewd and skeezy.

we left the apartment on time, and they said the deposit check will be sent within 45 days. it wasnt. it’s been about 60 days, and i called just an hour ago.  it was for $1,095.

and if they refuse to send me the deposit check, i will play hard ball. all i need to do is let the city that i was without a fire escape for 3 months (the people above me longer) and that construction was done without a building permit, and i’ll have it back.

(via lilykily)

he had the best delivery in the business.

turns out it’s all of it.

i love hall and oates.

this school year is gonna rock